Geezer xing! Wait...GEESE

These geese apparently like the treatment pond out at the Kern County Water Agency. There are even signs alerting people to slow down!

This particular group was a bit confused however. They marched across the road, then turned right around and marched back.

They're kinda cute, except there's goose shit EVERYwhere over there. And I can tell you having stepped in some, there is nothing slicker than goose shit.